SKY
October 9th, 2001, 12:36 PM
If I were President George W. Bush's Speech Writer.
<<
Good evening my fellow Americans.
First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and
all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured
that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our
country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and we will get
through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside
our petty differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy
the fortitude of the American people.
To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this:
Are you ----ing kidding me?
Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too long
without a bath? Do you not know who you are ----ing with? Americans are
so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish
that opportunity for new targets for our aggression.
Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that
started ----ing around with us?
Ever hear of the Japanese and Pearl Harbor?
We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of
them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big ass barbecue.
Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big?
Because we wanted it that way.
Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns.
Ask your buddy Saddam about ----ing with the good 'ole USA.
The only reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to
shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them.
Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time.
Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his ----ty
little country.
Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go
ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a
mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe.
We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps
and any place that looks and even smells like he was there.
Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed us
off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do.
Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will
smoke your sorry asses.
God bless America, and good night >>
<<
Good evening my fellow Americans.
First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and
all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured
that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our
country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and we will get
through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside
our petty differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy
the fortitude of the American people.
To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this:
Are you ----ing kidding me?
Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too long
without a bath? Do you not know who you are ----ing with? Americans are
so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish
that opportunity for new targets for our aggression.
Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that
started ----ing around with us?
Ever hear of the Japanese and Pearl Harbor?
We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of
them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big ass barbecue.
Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big?
Because we wanted it that way.
Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns.
Ask your buddy Saddam about ----ing with the good 'ole USA.
The only reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to
shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them.
Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time.
Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his ----ty
little country.
Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go
ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a
mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe.
We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps
and any place that looks and even smells like he was there.
Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed us
off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do.
Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will
smoke your sorry asses.
God bless America, and good night >>