How about some poetry

[crownvic]

Subject: Ode to Osama
Osama Bin Laden, your time is short;
We'd rather you die, than come to court.
Why are you hiding if it was in God's name?
You're just a punk destroying the east; a pathetic shame!
I have a question, about your theory and laws;
"How come YOU never die for the cause?"
Is it because you're a coward who counts on others?
Well here in America, we stand by our brothers.

As is usual, you failed in your mission;
If you expected pure chaos, you can keep on wishin'
Americans are now focused and stronger than ever;
Your death has become our next endeavor.
What you tried to kill, doesn't live in our walls;
It's not in buildings or shopping malls.
If all of our structures came crashing down;
It would still be there, safe and sound.
Because pride and courage can't be destroyed;
Even if the towers leave a deep void.
We'll band together and fill the holes
We'll bury our dead and bless their souls.

But then our energy will focus on you;
And you'll feel the wrath of the Red, White and Blue.
So slither and hide like a snake in the grass;
Because America's coming to kick your ass!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Cya Vic;)

[CanadianMetalMan]

Originally posted by crownvic
Subject: Ode to Osama

But then our energy will focus on you;
And you'll feel the wrath of the Red, White and Blue.
So slither and hide like a snake in the grass;
Because America's coming to kick your ass!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Cya Vic;)

I like this part best.:)

[TDonn]

Can't remeber what news channel it was one...But it was a retired Green Beret with one of the best solutions to Osama yet......

We need to capture him alive, bring him back to this country, give him a 1st rate --- change operation, then drop him back with his old buddies in the Taliban.........

[Alarmed]

Well said Vic. Another good suggestion would be to air drop Patricia Ireland & the rest of the National Association of Gals (NAG)in there, that would flush Bin Laden & the rest of the Taliban out pretty quick. :)

[^Falcon_65^]

There once was a man from Riyadh
Who believed he was fighting for God
Till the U.S. at last
came in through Khyber Pass
and his ass met the firing squad.

[zcubed]

There once was a man named Osama,
Who had --- with a barnyard llama.
As he grunted and groaned and wailed away,
He thought, "WOW!!! This is better than mama!!!"