farout
October 9th, 2001, 02:14 PM
Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush agree to
meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a
new peace process. When George sits down, he notices
three buttons on the arm of Saddam's chair. They begin
talking.
After about five minutes Saddam presses the
first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on
the desk and punches Bush in the face.
Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A
few minutes later the second button is pressed. This
time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin.
Again Saddam laughs, and again George carries
on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of
peace between the two countries. But when the third
button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks
Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough.
"I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells the Iraqi.
"We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United
States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein
notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm and prepares
himself for the Texan's retaliation.
They begin talking and George presses the first
button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. George
snickers but they continue talking. A few minutes
later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up,
but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter.
They continue the talks but when the third button is
pressed, Saddam jumps up again, but again nothing
happens.
Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget
this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"
George W. says, through tears of laughter,
"What Baghdad?"
meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a
new peace process. When George sits down, he notices
three buttons on the arm of Saddam's chair. They begin
talking.
After about five minutes Saddam presses the
first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on
the desk and punches Bush in the face.
Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A
few minutes later the second button is pressed. This
time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin.
Again Saddam laughs, and again George carries
on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of
peace between the two countries. But when the third
button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks
Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough.
"I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells the Iraqi.
"We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United
States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein
notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm and prepares
himself for the Texan's retaliation.
They begin talking and George presses the first
button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. George
snickers but they continue talking. A few minutes
later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up,
but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter.
They continue the talks but when the third button is
pressed, Saddam jumps up again, but again nothing
happens.
Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget
this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"
George W. says, through tears of laughter,
"What Baghdad?"