Three hillbillies

[ElGato54]

> > > Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin'
> > the ----.
> > > 1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...She
> > bought an air
> > > conditioner."
> > >
> > > 2nd Hillbilly: "why is that stupid?"
> > >
> > > 1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
> > >
> > > 2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so
> > stupid, she bought one
> > > of them new fangled warshin' machines!"
> > >
> > > 1st Hillbilly: "why is that so stupid?"
> > >
> > > 2nd Hillbilly: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
> > >
> > > 3rd Hillbilly : "that ain't nuthin'! My wife is
> > dumber than both yer
> > > wifes put together!...I was going through her
> > purse the other day
> > > lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in
> > there."
> > >
> > > 1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "well what's so dumb
> > about that?"
> > >
> > > 3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker!!!"
> > >