ElGato54
October 11th, 2001, 04:29 PM
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she
needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few
questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a -----."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work.
That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a prostitute."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm a chicken
farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being
a ----- or a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year!"
needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few
questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a -----."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work.
That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a prostitute."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm a chicken
farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being
a ----- or a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year!"