greedy

[ElGato54]

A man enters his favorite restaurant and sits at his regular table.
Looking around, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table
nearby, all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks him to send
their most expensive bottle of merlot over to her, knowing that if
she accepts it she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and takes it over to the girl,
saying, "This is from the gentleman over there," indicating to him.
She regards the wine cooly for a second and decides to send a note
over to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her
and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept
this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million
dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this
to the lady.

It read: "For your information - I happen to have a Ferrari
Testarossa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I
have over twenty million dollars in the bank."

"But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three
inches. Just send the bottle back.