ElGato54
October 11th, 2001, 07:43 PM
An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Jill, the
barmaid (another Australian) takes his order and notices his
Australian accent. Over the course of the night they talk quite a
bit. At the end of the night he asks her if she wants to have ---
with him. Although she is attracted to him, she says no.
He then offers to pay her $200 for the deed. Jill is travelling the
world and because she is short of funds she agrees. The next night
the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of attention
throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for
$200. She figures in for a penny in for a pound (and it was fantastic
the night before) so she agrees.
This goes on for 5 nights but on the sixth night the guy comes into
the bar, orders a beer and just goes and sits in the corner. The girl
is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more
attention.
She goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he is from and
he tells her Melbourne.
"So am I" she says.
"What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he says. "That's amazing" she says, "So am I - what
street?",
"Cameo Street" he says. "This is unbelievable" she says, "what
number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is astonished.
"You're not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from number 22, my
parents still live there!"
"I know" he says, "when your father heard I was heading for Greece he
gave me $1,000 to give you".
barmaid (another Australian) takes his order and notices his
Australian accent. Over the course of the night they talk quite a
bit. At the end of the night he asks her if she wants to have ---
with him. Although she is attracted to him, she says no.
He then offers to pay her $200 for the deed. Jill is travelling the
world and because she is short of funds she agrees. The next night
the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of attention
throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for
$200. She figures in for a penny in for a pound (and it was fantastic
the night before) so she agrees.
This goes on for 5 nights but on the sixth night the guy comes into
the bar, orders a beer and just goes and sits in the corner. The girl
is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more
attention.
She goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he is from and
he tells her Melbourne.
"So am I" she says.
"What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he says. "That's amazing" she says, "So am I - what
street?",
"Cameo Street" he says. "This is unbelievable" she says, "what
number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is astonished.
"You're not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from number 22, my
parents still live there!"
"I know" he says, "when your father heard I was heading for Greece he
gave me $1,000 to give you".