ElGato54
October 11th, 2001, 08:13 PM
A man decides to have a party and invites lot of people,telling them
to bring their friends. On the invitation he puts "Theme Party Come
as a Human Emotion"
On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the
door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V
painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what
emotion haveyou come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy".
The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink". A few
minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a featherboa wrapped
round her most intimate parts. He says to this woman"Wow, great
outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And she replies,"I'm tickled
pink".
The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party". A couple
of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time,and the host
opens the door to see two blokes from Jamaica, stark naked, one with
his ----- stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his -----
stuck in a pear.
The host is really shocked and says,"What the hell are you doing? You
could get arrested for standing like that out here in the street.
What emotion is this supposed to be?"
The first guy replies, "Well, I'm Fu---ing discustad, and my friend
here has come in dispair."
to bring their friends. On the invitation he puts "Theme Party Come
as a Human Emotion"
On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the
door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V
painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what
emotion haveyou come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy".
The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink". A few
minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a featherboa wrapped
round her most intimate parts. He says to this woman"Wow, great
outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And she replies,"I'm tickled
pink".
The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party". A couple
of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time,and the host
opens the door to see two blokes from Jamaica, stark naked, one with
his ----- stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his -----
stuck in a pear.
The host is really shocked and says,"What the hell are you doing? You
could get arrested for standing like that out here in the street.
What emotion is this supposed to be?"
The first guy replies, "Well, I'm Fu---ing discustad, and my friend
here has come in dispair."