ElGato54
October 11th, 2001, 07:19 PM
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody
sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful
effeminate yankee.
The bartender looks up and says, "You ain't from around here, are
ya??? Where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a
taxidermist?"
The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys,
he's one of us!"
sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful
effeminate yankee.
The bartender looks up and says, "You ain't from around here, are
ya??? Where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a
taxidermist?"
The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys,
he's one of us!"