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Justin
October 12th, 2001, 09:29 PM
courtesy of terry in #satellite

Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in Newfoundland, Canada. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. The Newfoundland Provincial Police Commissioner stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration issues.

The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the province.

Don't worry, police are confident that anyone who looks like Workin will be very easy to spot in the community.

travis_cornell
October 12th, 2001, 09:55 PM
Man that one is good! I love newfie jokes, they remind me of the aggie jokes we tell here.

purple
October 13th, 2001, 04:48 PM
I'm sure you must have heard about the Newfie terrorist that tried to blow up a bus.




He burnt his lips on the tail pipe.