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#1 Leafs Fan
October 15th, 2001, 11:46 AM
I think DTV has found a new way to fight piracy...
I am watching TV on Sunday morning and I get the dreaded "Please Insert Valid Access Card". Since I only get IVAC when there is a power failure, I thought "OH Sh*t", DTV found a way to knock out the emulators. So I go down into the basement, fire up the monitor to see what happen, and It shows a reset, and then an ATR. I unplug my receiver for 10 minutes, plug it in, insert the card and I get IVAC. I visit the den, phone a friend who is using the same bin as me, and everything seems to be OK. I restart the computer and I don't get an ATR anymore. I'm stumped...So proceed to check my COM ports with P2upd8.exe, and realize that COM 2(which has the programmer on it is not being regognized). So I look at the programmer, power is on, everthing seems to be OK, then I saw it...Sitting right on top of my programmer and staring me right in the eyes is the biggest, hariest centipede I have ever seen. I nearly jumped through the roof...I hate centipedes. I built up enough courage to kill it...It was not easy. Unplugged my programmer and plugged it in again, got a valid ATR and was watching TV again...But I learned a lesson...DTV will do anything to reduce piracy. This is a sure way...They train the centipedes to go into houses with DTV dishes on their roof and seek out programmers/unloopers...I they they find one, they proceed to disable them...sometimes with their lives. Hey you have to admit, it is a great idea, by doing this instead of ECMs, they ensure that they don't knock out any subscribers...

Ray2Jerry
October 15th, 2001, 11:51 AM
hehe, that's hilarious stuff... was it eating it??

I had the same thing happen to me, only Dave had a clown car full of circus midgets come to my house and beat my T5 to pieces with an umbrella.

Ray

spooky
October 15th, 2001, 11:53 AM
Now i know that had to be disturbing. I hate those little bastards myself. Did he have a dave shirt and cap on like on those commercials?

#1 Leafs Fan
October 15th, 2001, 11:57 AM
I think, I got it in time...I think it was on a suicide misson, it was probably going to try and short out the programmer. These centipedes are like terrorists...willing to give their lives for what it believes is the greater good.

bababooey21
October 15th, 2001, 11:59 AM
ROFLMAO. In this day and age...I needed a good laugh. Thanks.

Mel
October 15th, 2001, 12:40 PM
Why did you kill him? You should have interrogated him so we could expose other centipede cells around the country.:)

quaddawg
October 15th, 2001, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Ray2Jerry
hehe, that's hilarious stuff... was it eating it??

I had the same thing happen to me, only Dave had a clown car full of circus midgets come to my house and beat my T5 to pieces with an umbrella.

Ray

Wow! You too?? I thought that was a bad dream!!

quaddawg
October 15th, 2001, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by spooky
Now i know that had to be disturbing. I hate those little bastards myself. Did he have a dave shirt and cap on like on those commercials?

The Clown midgets??



LOL.

travis_cornell
October 15th, 2001, 09:51 PM
Leaf fan, I heard PGM hasn't worked all of the BUGS out of the system yet. Troubles like this are to be expected. :D

fordruid
October 15th, 2001, 09:57 PM
What happened to Ted Koppel in a clown face flying a Biplane?
Several here saw him:eek:

tinkr
October 15th, 2001, 10:13 PM
Ah man,,ya should have gotten the crock hunter to
come and remove it! Don't you know that they have
a place in nature too?
I used to work in maintenance in a machine shop and
a snake shorted out our transformers. The boss wanted
ME to get it out. LOL! Yeah,,right! Thing was big as my
leg and about 5 ft long. I didn't care that he was
cooked or not.

so.calguy
October 15th, 2001, 11:04 PM
dude thatz like way gnarly!