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quaddawg
December 4th, 2001, 11:35 PM
its safer to stand on a laser printer than a bubblejet.


just thought you should know that, now I have to go look for the peroxide.

milogone
December 5th, 2001, 12:18 AM
thanks man. I wondered about those for stepping on:R

Muggles
December 5th, 2001, 03:50 AM
NEVER MIND.

Crestman
December 5th, 2001, 06:44 AM
quaddawg....Hmmmmm...Now I have never stood on a bubble jet but I beg to differ when you say it's safer than a Laser!

Ouchhhhhh!

Crestman

mascdr
December 5th, 2001, 07:57 AM
You might want to get in touch with a good attorney if there wasn’t a warning label on that laser jet. I know my printer has a large orange and black label cleanly saying that it should not be used a ladder. I have a name of a good attorney but he’s not scheduled for release until 2006.:)

quaddawg
December 5th, 2001, 03:21 PM
yeah, I have a pile of old "stuff" by the garbage can in the kitchen, waiting to go to the curb (waiting for months now) and I was trying to see my mushrooms growing on top of the fridge, I just stepped up on a damn epson printer, and for those of you that don't know, I go about 310 or so, CRRRRRACK, and a piece of plastic invited itself into my foot, soooooo, I used the old LJIII and NO PROBLEM, cept now its covered with blood, I couldn't grab onto the wall or anything, as my hands haven't quite healed from the little spill I took, so..... the blood was slippery, I slipped and fell on my ass. holding my hands up and out of the way, so I wouldn't refracture them, as I never did have the casts put on (they are only fractured, not broken badly) musta looked real silly, I think I am going to write epson a little note. LOL.


All that, and the shrooms hadn't done anything new at all!

TDonn
December 5th, 2001, 03:58 PM
<hand over face, looking downward, laughing, shaking my head>

......and you want to add shrooms to the equation?:eek:

BillyPilgrim
December 5th, 2001, 04:50 PM
That picture of you with the stick...

Have you shrunk since then?

quaddawg
December 5th, 2001, 05:21 PM
hell no! I've "grown" I was only about 290 with the stick! LOL.

^Falcon_65^
December 5th, 2001, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by quaddawg
its safer to stand on a laser printer than a bubblejet.
just thought you should know that, now I have to go look for the peroxide.

How does a Dot Matrix stack up? Those things were made out of tough stuff.

quaddawg
December 5th, 2001, 06:31 PM
I threw over 75 Dot matrix printers away this year alone! Damn, I coulda built a house with them!

TDonn
December 6th, 2001, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by ^Falcon_65^
How does a Dot Matrix stack up? Those things were made out of tough stuff.

Actually Falcon, I think most have them have been melted down into those litte plastic portable step ladders anyways :D

mascdr
December 6th, 2001, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by TDonn


Actually Falcon, I think most have them have been melted down into those litte plastic portable step ladders anyways :D

Well that explains why on the side of my ladder it says not to touch the print head because it's hot. :)